Ever wonder what it would be like to get a blow job whenever you wanted one, no questions asked? Whether you’re eating dinner or playing videos, if you want a blowjob – just ask and you shall receive? That would be a dream come true for me. And EVERY OTHER MAN ON THE PLANET! Unfortunately, I’ve never been able to find a partner who was willing to do that. “I need to eat my dinner too,” or “I’m too tired right now,” or “I just gave you a blowjob 10 minutes ago, I’m not giving you another one right now!” – I’ve heard all of these super lame excuses so many times, along with many, many more. I’ve never understood the problem though; I mean what’s so bad about wanting a blowjob on a regular basis?
But since I haven’t been able to find a partner yet who was willing to blow me whenever I damn well pleased, I’ve gotten myself a couple, shall we say, friends with benefits who never, ever, complain. I know, you’re probably thinking “Blowjobs all day, and they never complain? Impossible!” but I’m telling you the truth. And I’ll let you in on another little truth – they never complain because they’re not human. My new friends with benefits are automatic strokers. And you know what? I’ve never been happier. Non-human sex partners are totally the way of future if you’re asking my opinion – and you’re reading this so I guess you are.
So if you’re tired of listening to the complaints, or simply tired or having too many dates with none other than your own fist, you’re going to want to get a little help from one (or many) of the male strokers that are out there. At first I must admit, I felt a bit weird buying one of these strange looking ‘toys’ from the internet, but I couldn’t think about even just one more night alone with me and my hand. I was horny, and I needed to spice things up. And ever since I ordered one of those auto strokers my life has been filled with a lot more pleasure. And of course, a lot more male strokers. Once I tried my first, I had to try more – I wanted to see which one was the best – which one made me climax like the real deal! And let me tell you – it’s been more than one!
Now, if any of this resonates with you, and you’re thinking something like ‘Man, I kinda wanna try one of these things’ then I say to that DO IT! You won’t regret it. The best part about using a male stroker is that you can have complete control over your sex life. If you want a quickie before you head to work – done! If you want to take it nice and slow, and watch porn for an hour while you get more and more turned on until you finally blow – done! The choice is yours man, and it’s totally unreal. (or should I say real? realistic?) It’s the type of pleasure you’d never get from the ‘real deal’ because in those cases you’d have to spend at least a little time focused on THEM, right? Well ‘ain’t nobody got time for that!’ Which is why I love when you’re using mens strokers it’s literally all. about. YOU.
That being said, I did try some pretty awful types of men’s strokers since I began what I like to call my Pleasure Quest. So, to help out my fellow horny men out there, I want to share what I’ve found to be the best male strokers on the market so that you can decrease wasted money spent, and totally crank up the pleasure!
Male Stroker Types
It’s important to note that there are several types of male strokers on the market that differ by material, size, and of course quality and price. You can also get an automatic stroker if you like, which to me makes it feel a little more realistic – but more on that shortly. Let me take you on a tour of the types of male strokers that are available.
1. Automatic Male Strokers
If you’re looking to keep your own physical workload to a minimum, then auto strokers are where it’s at. Like I said earlier, these have a way of making the experience seem more realistic – mainly I think because I literally have to do nothing. I just insert my cock and then lay back and await my orgasm. When I have to use my hand, it’s a lot more obvious that it’s me jerking myself off.
If you’re looking at trying an automatic stroker, then just make sure you keep a couple things in mind – power source (some drain batteries like crazy), material and size. In my opinion, the best blowjob machine in 2018 – power stroker or not – is the Autoblow 2+. If you are looking for that realistic blowjob feeling, then the Autoblow 2+ is seriously where it’s at. Hands down, this is my favourite of all strokers toy. It’s got different sleeves that you can insert for different feelings and has these incredible beads that run up and down your shaft. You get to choose your speed, so how fast you cum is completely up to you. And it’s not battery powered like other power strokers – you actually plug it right into the wall so that you’ll never run out of juice when you’re just about to finish (trust me, that’s truly frustrating which I why I warn you to definitely keep extra batteries on hand if you end up going with a battery-powered mens stroker.)
2. Male Stroker Pumps
Penis pumps aren’t just for getting a bigger, harder cock (although that’s pretty freakin awesome.) If you’ve ever tried one, you’ll know that they feel pretty good too! And technically they fall under the auto strokers category because you’re not moving your hand in that jerk off motion. You’re just inflating the pump. So for me that’s an added bonus.
But there are tons of pumps on the market, and not all of them are awesome. My favourite is the X40 Water Penis Pump. It may be a bit on the expensive side but it’s up there with the best men stroker if you ask em. It’s unlike any other pump I’ve seen because it’s actually filled with WATER. So that super wet, tight feeling you get with a real woman is replicated with this water pump. The suction, combined with the wetness is seriously just, I don’t know, indescribable. And although they’re both auto strokers, this one feels way different than the Autoblow 2+. The Autoblow offers more of a tight, wet massage like a blowjob. But this I would say feel more like a woman’s pussy. And since variety is the spice of life, I like to change up my arsenal on a regular basis, and I suggest you do the same!
Plus, if you are gonna have sex with your partner, using this beforehand is sure to get her horny as hell. It’s got a transparent case so she (and you) can watch as your cock grows bigger and wider. She’ll be dying to jump on, guaranteed!
3. Realistic Male Strokers
If you like to be able to imagine that you’re screwing the real thing, then you’re going to want a male stroker that is more realistic looking than some of the others. I already told you I have a lot of toys, and so different days and moods require me to use a different mens stroker. And when I want something super realistic, I always choose the World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest Strokers.
Seriously, the guy who came up with these was a genius. He literally held a contest world-wide where women could submit photos of their own vagina, and then people around the globe voted on which was the best. Then he used 3D scans to recreate their vaginas – and they are beautiful! I would actually go as far as to say that these are some of the best male strokers out there because of their realism. The best part for me is that you can go online and watch a video with the women who won this contest, and they’re so gorgeous, and just regular chicks. If you watch the videos and then stick your dick in one of their pussies at the same time, this could make me forget about my love for automatic strokers. Knowing that this is the exact replica of the chick’s pussy that I”m watching on the screen is such a turn on, and I don’t think you could get more realistic than that.
But there are tons of other realistic male strokers out there too – some that weight 20 pounds and are shaped like a woman with ass and pussy up in the air. Those are definitely worth a try if you’re into realistic pussies!
4. Vibrating Male Strokers
Vibrations can add a whole new dimension to these automatic strokers. It’s a completely different feeling than all the rest. Have you ever had your cock vibrated? It feels waaay better than it sounds. When you’re sliding your cock in and out of a nice warm, wet place, and you add that bit of vibration, you should see how fast you’ll blow your load. Especially if you get the vibrations against your nut sack too. I dare you to time yourself to see how fast you hit orgasm.
Now, please tell me you’ve at least heard of the Fleshlight. It’s like, basically the inspiration behind all of these toys. It was the original male stroker. Back when it was only women who got to play with sex toys, the Fleshlight was one of the male strokers to really hit the market and sell well. And now, they’ve got a vibrating version, which is definitely my fav of the vibrating strokers toy. You’ve got the sleek and discreet design of the original fleshlight, but ADD VIBRATION. It feels so good. There are three different bullets that are included, and they vibrate at different intensities, so you can find just the right vibration that gets you off. Plus, the entire sleeve of the Pink Lady Vibro Touch is full of these little ‘fingers’ that massage your cock and deliver the vibrations. The size of this men’s stroker also makes it perfect for throwing in your suitcase when you travel or even in your gym bag or glovebox for those times when you just really need a quick release.
5. Male Stroker Sleeves
If you don’t want to buy a ton of different toys, you can buy different sleeves for many of the hands free strokers. So basically, you slide out the insert in the male stroker, and insert a new and exciting one. Usually the ‘entrance’ will change and you can choose from a pair of super hot lips, a pussy or an ass – so you can imagine you’re sticking it in all different holes! Plus, the inside of the sleeve changes too – so you’ll feel different stimulation on your cock depending which sleeve you put in.
Some of the Fleshlights give you the option of changing the sleeves, but I personally love the sleeve options for the Autoblow 2+ (my fav automatic stroker in case you couldn’t tell by now). Not only can you customize the size of the sleeve to make sure it fits your cock like a glove, but you can get one of the most realistic sleeves on the market. Have you heard of the REAL DOLL? She’s beautiful. And I seriously don’t think you could find a non-human that looks more sexy and human-like. While the original lips and pussy are nice, they’re just tone basic beige colour. This sleeve has sexy, dark red, full lips – just like the women in my fantasies!
But whatever sleeves you choose, it’s a great way to get the most out of one of your auto strokers without having to buy a whole separate toy.
Cleaning and Caring for your Male Strokers
Good quality auto strokers aren’t going to be super cheap, so you’re going to want to make sure you take care of them properly so that they last as long as possible. (I learned this the hard way and totally ruined one of my first favourite strokers). Hopefully you can avoid my same mistakes by listening to the following rules for care for your men’s strokers.
1. Know the material.
Male strokers can be made from a variety of materials including cyberskin, silicone, hard or soft plastic, ‘jelly’ and many more. Those made from plastic and jelly will have porous surfaces meaning that no matter how well you try to clean it up, you’re still going to have a breeding ground for bacteria – and nobody is ever going to want to get up on that cock if you keep sticking it in a bacteria-laden tube.
So make sure you choose a men’s stroker that is made of high-grade materials such as cyberskin and silicone. These can be thoroughly cleaned to avoid the collection of bacteria which can also create some seriously bad smells.
2. Cum and clean.
Right after you blow your load, heading to the bathroom to wash out your hand-held or automatic strokers is probably not the EXACT thing you want to do. But washing it afterwards IS important if you want the material to last as long as possible.
To make this step easier, just buy one of those toy cleaner sprays and keep that and some paper towel beside your bed. It’s so easy to clean up with that. I mean, you can leave for a bit if you want, but I don’t recommend it if you really care about the longevity of your male stroker.
3. Use the right lube.
All male strokers need lube if you want to get the most pleasure out of your experience. A dry cock rubbing along the inside of a stroker isn’t going to be the best experience. (Trust me, I tried it once when I ran out of lube, and it was not a good end result.) BUT know that you can’t use all types of lube on materials.
Your safest bet is to get a water-based lubricant – these are safe on ALL toys, so you don’t have to worry.
4. Pre-play inspection and clean up.
Before or after each play session just take a moment to look over your men’s stroker for any rips, or other damage. The sooner you spot these things the sooner you can get it repaired or replaced. If you don’t see a tear, you could make it worse when you slip your cock in, or worse yet – depending on the particular damage, you could hurt yourself. Most of my favourites that I mentioned above are pretty durable, but it’s always good to be aware just in case.
5. Store them right.
Throwing all of your different manual and hands free strokers into one big pile in a box is a great way to ruin them. Some materials are not compatible, and just having them sitting in a box pressed against each other can start to deteriorate some of the materials. If you can, store them in their original boxes, or wrap an old t-shirt around each one before you put it in the big box to keep them separated.
Where’s the best place to buy male strokers?
By now I don’t doubt that you’re just dying to get your hands on one of these automatic strokers or masturbation sleeves. But knowing where to buy them is important. You’re going to want to buy from somewhere that holds private, discreet shipping in high priority, and also from somewhere that has great customer service and reviews. I do most of my men’s stroker shopping on autoblow2.com (for the Autoblow of course and all its accessories) and for the others I go to robotociblowjob.com. I have always had great experiences with them, and the one time that I received a package that had been damaged in transit, they were great about fixing the problem.
Okay, so…. Now that you’ve had a taste for what types of male strokers are available, I think it’s important to reiterate that the Autoblow 2+ is one that you MUST check out! I mean, you can listen to me, or you can listen to everyone else. The creator of the Autoblow 2, Brian Sloan (the same cool cat who came up with the idea of hosting the ‘world’s most beautiful vagina’ contest) has been going viral on the internet with interviews and articles about the now famous auto strokers. The Autoblow 2+ was featured on IndieGogo, BuzzFeed and even in Mens Health!
So, case in point, I’m definitely not the only guy out there who loves this thing.
Go on, go get yourself one of these auto strokers.
Women have been having fun with sex toys for decades – and now it’s our turn to join the party! Some of these male sex toys are backed by some seriously innovative technology, and so you’ve seriously gotta give them a try!
If you put on a point-of-view porn video, and slip your cock into one of these, you’re going to enhance your experience so much that I dare you not to cum in under a minute! Seriously. The combo is unreal.
You can also try different positions, some of them you can bring in the shower, or even your car!
Oh, I almost forgot. If you’re a guy who has difficulties with premature ejaculation, using these toys can really help to increase your stamina. When they’re all lubed up, male strokers feel so much like the real thing they can help you stay in control when you DO get the real thing.
But whatever your needs, I encourage you to try as many types of men’s strokers as possible to find out which one suits your needs – after all, every man out there is different and thankfully there is a stroker that will work for everyone.
Happy hunting guys!