Come this way gentlemen… auto stokers are no myth – they are part of a wonderful, WONDERFUL reality.
Unicorns and leprechauns – everyone talks about them as if they’re real things but yet deep down we know they’re just illusions of our minds. They are things we wish to be real, but yet sadly they are not. So when you hear of these things called auto strokers for men, and think about how they could possibly be the most exciting invention ever made – it’s no question that you’d wonder if they, too, were creations of only the imagination.
But rest assured gentlemen – auto strokers are REAL. I know this because I’ve seen them. In fact, I’ve used them. And what I can tell you is that YOU are going to want to use them too. Since I stuck my cock in one, I’ve wondered if I’ll ever want to have real sex again. I mean, the drama and cost that comes with actually dating? With these automatic strokers you never have to deal with that. You buy it, and then use it whenever you please and it never complains, never asks you to take it to dinner or buy it expensive things. You just get pleasure from it over, and over and over again – whenever and wherever you want.
Ever had a blowjob while eating dinner? Then again while watching TV? And then again just before you fall asleep? That’s three blowjobs in one evening – about one blowjob per hour. Okay, if you’re lucky you’ve experienced that once before – but with these strokers, you can experience it every single night if you want to!
The best auto strokers on the market
When it comes to auto strokers, there is definitely one that seems to have the market cornered – and that’s the autoblow 2. The creator of the Autoblow, Brian Sloan, has been showing up all over social media and websites such as BuzzFeed and even in Men’s Health. When this toy hit the market, there wasn’t really anything like it, and it’s been hard for other companies to copy it. It’s got an industrial grade motor, and these lines of beads then move up and down the shaft of your cock, against a super smooth, life-like material that with a little lube it’s hard to tell the difference between that and the real thing!
And of course, for the price – you’re seriously getting a good bang for your buck. 🙂 It also comes with different inserts, or sleeves as they call them, so that you can change up the look and feel without having to buy an entirely new toy. Right not the entrance can look like a puss or a mouth, but I believe they’re also making an ass version, and they have REAL DOLL options too if realism is what turns you on.
Do auto strokers really live up to their hype?
It depends on which one you get, but in general, auto strokers are amazing for the following reasons:
1. Your hand stays still, so it feels more real.
We’ve all used our hands hundreds (okay thousands) of times. We know exactly how to get the job done, and it feels good. Of course. But it also feels exactly like we’re just jerking ourselves off because guess what – we are! When you get to just sit there, no hand movements involved, it feels a lot more realistic and gets me way more turned on.
2. It’s way more relaxing.
Again – you get to just sit back and relax as if you were actually getting a blowjob from someone. Relax. Blow your load. That’s all you have to do.
3. Getting off has never been easier.
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If you still haven’t gone off to purchase an automatic stroker, what are you waiting for? Make this YOUR sexually satisfying reality!

