So, you want to buy a male stroker, do you? Good idea!
I can’t say I’ve tried them all, but I’ve definitely tried my fair share, and so to save you the trouble (and all the money) that I went through I’m going to list with my top 5. You can thank me later. 🙂
1. The Autoblow 2+
First and foremost I have to mention my all time favourite, the Autoblow 2+. This is the automatic stroker of all automatic strokers – seriously! If you want to be able to sit back and relax, and get a blowjob whenever you want, then this is the mens stroker for you.
Many other strokers claim to be hands-free, but this is the only one I’ve found that is truly a machine that works on its own. It is fully automatic, and it actually plugs right into the wall, so that you never have to worry about running out of batteries or anything mid-stroke. 😉 So you just put a bit of lube on your cock, insert it into the Autoblow, and flip the switch to choose your favourite speed. Let the autoblow take care of the rest.
So, what is this thing I’m raving about you ask? It looks like a fairly wide tube made of blue and white plastic – so while it’s not exactly the most beautiful thing at first glance, the way it feels inside will more than make up for that! At one end of the tube you’ve got the entrance – which you can get to look like lips – vaginal OR the kind on your face. They’re pretty realistic looking, although they’re just one solid colour of beige. If you want something even more realistic, they do have the REAL DOLL inserts, and THOSE look JUST like the real thing – but more on sleeves later.
You choose what the ‘entrance’ looks like, and then you also choose the size of the sleeve. They come in size A, B or C (aka small, medium and large) so that no matter what size you are, you’re going to a nice, tight, customized fit to ensure you get the most pleasure out of your experience. These are the sleeves that you can interchange with the different entrance holes but you do have to buy the extra ones at an extra cost.
Moving on… once you’ve chosen your sleeve you insert it into the main plastic tube, and then you flip it on. There is a VERY powerful motor inside which the creators claim is an industrial strength motor, and it powers these rows of beads that move back and forth, squeezing your cock inside the sleeve. The motion is SO realistic to that of getting a blow job or even having sex.
But one thing to remember is that you’ll definitely need some lubricant! It’s made to give you a nice snug fit, and so without lube it’s not going to be too comfortable (if you can even get it in at all). Make sure that you use water-based lubricant too, or else you’ll ruin the sleeve.
Which reminds me – you’ve GOT to feel the sleeve! It is so soft and smooth, and so when it’s lubed up it feels so life-like. And the best part is, you can use it whenever you want! Unlike the real thing, you’ll never hear the Autoblow 2+ complain about having to suck you off AGAIN!. So you can have blowjobs whenever you want. And seriously this automatic stroker does an amazing job of making you think you’re getting the real thing. I mean, obviously the only thing that’s going to feel EXACTLY like the real thing – is the real thing! But this comes awfully close! Especially when I put on a porn video that I love. A POV video of a hot porn star giving a blowjob, dim lights, and the Autoblow 2+ – now THAT is my idea of a good night in.
Just keep in mind that the sleeves do need some TLC if you want them to stay feeling so good so make sure you clean them as suggested, and always let them have ample time to air-dry before putting them away.
2. World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest Strokers
When I first saw this, I actually thought it was a joke – but it’s no joke! Some lucky guy put on a contest for the world’s most beautiful vagina and women from all over the globe started sending him pictures of their vaginas! Can you believe that?! Then, he put all the pictures online so that people could vote – and he got to meet the top three most beautiful vaginas in the world UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL so that he could model these male strokers after their actual vaginas!
But wait – the story gets better – he was the one who got to take a 3D scan of their pussies, but we’re the ones who gets to stick our cocks in them.
If you’re not looking for an automatic stroker, then I would say these three are at the top of my list for the best male strokers. I still think the automation makes it seem more like it’s actually happening (because my hand doesn’t have to DO anything) but the realism of these fake vaginas can almost make up for that.
Okay so, it’s important to understand how these were created – you can actually go online if you want and watch a video about it, where you can meet the winners of the contest, and see them getting their vaingas scanned by the creator, Brian Sloan. For me, this just adds to the realism of this mens stroker because I can now imagine those actual girls when I’m jerking off. So this Brian Sloan took a 3D image with this medical scanner thing, and then sent the imagery to his lab where they recreated their vaginas as a male stroker.
And they are beautiful!
There are three different ones – first, second and third place winners. If you buy all three you get a discount, so of course that’s what I have. Besides, why screw only the world’s MOST beautiful vagina when you can screw the second and third most beautiful vaginas too! Am I right?!?! Anyways, each one not only looks different, but it has a different feel inside as well.
The handle is a clear with edges and imprints on the inside so that as your cock slides in and out, you can feel the pressure of these different depths. I’ve tried some others that claim to be ridged inside, but you can’t feel them. THESE ARE DIFFERENT – they are so deeply imprinted, that holy F^$& you can sure feel them – and they feel amazing!
I was also actually really turned on by the fact that the handle was clear and I could see my cock sliding in and out. Because of the material, my cock also looked huge which would definitely turn on your partner if you decided to bring it into the bedroom and use it together.
And although the lack of automation means you have to do all the work yourself, it is so easy to control the pressure, because you just tighten or loosen your grip, and you’ll feel it straight away inside. Plus, the different indentations inside really fuel the pleasure.
I haven’t decided which one is my favourite yet for sure – I personally like the LOOK of number three the best, and the FEEL of number 2. Or 1. I don’t know, it’s seriously way too difficult to choose (again, that’s why I have all three).
But whatever you do – I 100% recommend watching the video before you dive into one of these, because the girls these are modeled after are smokin’ hot! Not only are screwing the hottest pussy around, but they’re attached to super awesome chicks in real life.
3. Supreme Head Exciter | Vibrating Knob Gobbler
Okay so this might not LOOK like the sexiest vagina on the planet, or FEEL like the best blowjob in the world (that’s the Autoblow if you’re not keeping up) but it does make me blow my load it what sometimes feels like a nanosecond.
This one was recommended to me, and I was bit skeptical because I’d never tried a vibrating male stroker before, and I couldn’t really imagine how that would feel. I mean, I know women love vibrations, but HELLO I don’t have a clit. So anyways, you can tell I wasn’t exactly sure about what I was getting myself into. But, of course, I’m always into trying anything when it could turn out to give me the best orgasm I’ve ever had – you never know, right? So I keep an open mind.
But back to the Supreme Head Exciter which the makers cleverly like to use the acronym SHE for…well let me tell you, it waaay surpassed my expectations! Maybe because it was such a different feeling than what I was used to? I’m not sure – but I highly recommend that you give it a try!
Okay, so what is this SHE? It’s smaller than the other two I’ve mentioned – which I always say has it’s pros and cons. The cons would be that with just 3-inches of inner sleeve you can’t fit your whole cock inside (you don’t need to fo it to be pleasureful though, let me tell me) but if you’re looking for that feeling of just ramming your cock into something, this won’t be the be the best strokers toy for you. The PROS are that it is small and discreet enough that you can take it anywhere – in your carry-on or duffel bag when you make weekend trips, in your desk drawer, or hey – maybe even in your car. So the small size CAN be a good thing!
So just like the rest you’ll need some lube – and I always use water-based lubricants, just because the other types can hurt some toy materials, so to be on the safe side I always use the water-based which is safe for all of them. Put a bit of lube on the end of your cock, and insert. Then, you flick the power switch, and you’re in business! There are little nubs inside that massage your cock, and then of course there is the vibrations. There are two speeds, Hummer and Whip – but just ease into it with Hummer. Especially if you’re not used to the feeling of vibrations, this could make you blow your load SO quickly – so watch out for that. Better to start off with the lower setting and see how it goes. I like that you can easily slide between two speed settings during play, so that you’re not losing some of the pleasure by fiddling around with buttons and hard to reach switches.
Unlike the Autoblow, though, this power stroker takes batteries, and so I HAVE been left in the lurch with this mens stroker before which I really don’t like. I had to finish off with my hand, which of course WORKS, but it’s just not the same. So my advice to you in that case would be to invest in two sets of really good rechargeable batteries so that even if one set is out of power, you’ve got another set nearby to finish yourself off. For the price, I’d say it’s definitely worth it. The massage mixed with the vibration is pretty hard to match – even with other vibrating male strokers that I’ve tried in the past, this is one of my absolute favourites.
4. Penthouse Pet Phoenix Marie Stroker
Please tell me that you know who Phoenix Marie is? Because she’s only one of the best porn stars out there if you ask me. But of course, there aren’t too many porn stars that I don’t fantasize about from time to time. My number 5 pick for the best male strokers is also a porn star’s stroker – but hey – I’m a man. I’d like you to show me a man that DOESN’T fantasize about every single porn star out there!
But back to the beautiful and stunning Phoenix who is the star of this toy. This little blonde minx is known for her super sexy anal scenes which is why it is oh so appropriate that this toy comes with both vaginal AND anal entry. And of course, and incredibly realistic look! It was actually modeled after Phoenix Marie’s actually pussy – and it looks so remarkably like it, it’s crazy! I mean, even right down to the texture of the pussy lips, and the colours of the vagina – just looking at it makes me hard.
You’re definitely going to need some good lubrication, as they holes are quite tight – especially the ass! (As it should be, right?) So make sure you lube yourself up good with some water-based lubricant before trying to ram it in. Unfortunately though, although there are two holes – they go to the same place in the toy, so you other than the tightness of the hole, you don’t get to feel much difference between the two – but it’s still nice to have options! And because this male stroker has is so realistic looking, you can almost forgive the fact that the ass and vagina feel similar inside.
But that reminds me, that there are a ton of little textured niblets inside that really produce an amazing feeling on your cock as you thrust in and out. You can hold this mens stroker in your hand pretty easily, and I love to experiment with different positions. Obviously I have laid it on the bed and gone at her doggy style, but to switch it up I’ve laid on my back, I’ve stood up in the kitchen, I’ve even taken it outside on my balcony (nobody can see me, but it feels so great out in the open air!) It’s also got a small vibrating bullet that has three speeds. I mentioned before that I really like the feeling of vibrations (in the SHE auto strokers) and this one is pretty good, but it’s not as strong as I’d like the vibrations to be. I mean don’t get me wrong, it really adds another wonderful dimension to this toy, but I wouldn’t buy this one strictly for the vibrator. It’s a great addition, but as I said, it’s not really strong enough to get my off on its own. For that, I need to stick it in her tight pussy and ass and just ram her.
Of course I always add my favourite Phoenix Marie movie to really increase the pleasure. In some of her point-of-view scenes, I can really get into the feeling that I’m pounding HER and it gets really intense. She’s got such a curvy body and and incredibly pussy that I actually get to screw!
And once you blow your load inside of her, it’s SO easy to clean! Unlike many other strokers toy this one is open on both ends which makes cleaning a breeze – just run it through warm soapy water, or use a special toy cleaner and you’ll be ready to go! Just make sure you let it dry well before putting it away so that it doesn’t end up smelling, or getting full of bacteria. Letting it air-dry properly will also ensure that it last for a long time!
5. Sasha Grey’s Wee Stealth Snatch
Last but not least on my list of the top 5 male strokers is Sasha Grey’s Wee Stealth Snatch. What a name! Sasha Grey herself is one of those women that makes the fantasy list for most men. The New York TImes wrote about her, “distinguished both by the extremity of what she is willing to do and an unusual degree of intellectual seriousness about doing it.” – She is one wild woman, with a tiny, tight snatch who is willing to do all of those wild and crazy things you can only imagine in your mind. Well I also imagine that she’s willing to do them! Which is what makes this toy so fun.
This is probably one of your best priced options if you don’t want to spend a ton of money but are still looking for a male stroker that will satisfy your needs. Just like the real hasha Grey, her mens stroker is super tight which means you’re in for a super exciting experience. I mean, it’s pretty basic, and it’s definitely not automatic, so I originally didn’t think that I would like it as much as I do. But that tight grip its got really gets me to climax quickly – it’s really great for those days I want just a quickie before bed, or before I head out the door. But it’s also a great way to increase my stamina in bed! I usually use this one at least once a week or every two weeks, and I edge myself (bring myself right to the brink of orgasm and then stop, then repeat that process several times) and because it’s just SO tight, when I’m actually having sex (or even with other male strokers) I can last a lot longer! So if you’re looking to increase stamina, this is a great choice!
You can also change the pressure very quickly, as it just depends on the strength of your grip around the stroker. Experimenting by squeezing and then loosening your grip can really add a new element to the feeling that I HIGHLY recommend.
I also recommend watching some of Sasha’s porn. I don’t know about you, but when I know whose pussy I’m screwing, I love to be able to see the rest of them on the screen too – it makes the whole thing so much more realistic, and seeing their naked bodies while I’m stroking away obviously makes me way more turned on.
But other than her beautiful snatch, I also love that girl next door look she has. So sometimes I can imagine her being a school teacher, or a waitress at the local diner and I’ve taken her home to pound her hard. I mean obviously you can imagine her snatch as anyone you want.
The material is very realistic like a nice wet snatch when you use lubricant so don’t forget to keep some on hand. And when you’re done, you can easily rinse it out with soap and water, or use a specialised sex toy cleaner and then be sure to let it dry. These male strokers can get really gross if you don’t let them air out properly.
So there you have it, you’ve got my picks for the top 5 male strokers ever made with the Autoblow 2+ making the top of the list. For me, automatic strokers are where it’s at, but of course they all have a loving place in my toy box, and I rotate them out quite frequently to keep things interesting.
Hopefully this has helped you make your choice, and I wish you all the fun possible as you try them all out. (Not that you’ll need it).